i love white tigers
a very inspirational message
"you just ate"
"your dress is too short"
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive
STOP flirting with the same people i flirt with. get ur own
put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY
what a time to be alive
i told my sister i was going to eat ice cream and she gave me a look and pointed at the time (it’s currently around 9pm here) and this is why we have problems in the world