intensional:

i love white tigers

intensional:

i love white tigers

imhellaswag:

a very inspirational message

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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larrysbellybutton:

"your dress is too short"

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vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

annmariexrose:

single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

loudmouthed:

STOP flirting with the same people i flirt with. get ur own

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

vinebox:

what a time to be alive

vinebox:

what a time to be alive

i told my sister i was going to eat ice cream and she gave me a look and pointed at the time (it’s currently around 9pm here) and this is why we have problems in the world

pendletons:

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball