vennuk:

i should follow their examples

hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

drakefanclub:

Oh my god

drakefanclub:

Oh my god

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

me: *is arrested*
police officer when we get to the jail: alright you get one phone call
me: okay
me: *calls jk rowling*
me: listen, is lavender brown dead or not?

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

honours:

started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom

tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
tumblr gays: hmu daddies
anon: id fuck you
tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*
firelorcl:

best headline of the day

firelorcl:

best headline of the day